NOTE: Obviously I am unable to provide in-person services under the current COVID-19 restrictions in NSW. You are welcome to make a booking for a time in the future, but whether we will be able to go ahead with it or not is entirely dependant on government restrictions. 

In the meantime, feel free to take advantage of my virtual services - read what's on offer here, or simply scroll down to book one in!


It's a good idea to take a look at the FAQ page if you haven't already, and you may want to check my Terms & Conditions. There are also some instructions below the booking form. 

PLEASE NOTE: You WILL receive an email - either a confirmation email or a cancellation email. If you haven't received anything in more than 24-48 hours please check your junk folder :) 

(If one of my upcoming tours is booked out, or you are unable to make any of the times still available, feel free to add your details to the waitlist and I will send you an email if anything suitable opens up!)

Woohoo! Let's do this!

(the following is a guide to making in-person bookings)

First you'll need to select where you would like the booking to take place:

  • An INCALL means I am the host - my incall is located in the lower Blue Mountains and I am usually only available there Monday-Friday 10am-3:30pm. These bookings can be a maximum of five (5) hours. 

  • An OUTCALL means I come to you. The distance is based on kms of travel from my place, with 50km to the West being Blackheath, and to the East being Parramatta. Bookings in these locations must be a minimum of one (1) hour. 50-100km includes locations such as Sydney CBD, Lithgow, Campbelltown, Hornsby, Castle Hill, and these bookings must be a minimum of ninety (90) minutes.* 

  • TOUR bookings are for when I am on tour. My regular tour cities are Adelaide, Canberra, Melbourne, Newcastle, Perth, and Sydney. This calendar does not show the location, so make sure you are booking for the right city by checking my tour page.

  • LONGER BOOKINGS are 12+ hours. Please be aware that these will show up as being 60mins. This is just a limitation of my booking system, the booking will actually be the correct length! Just put in the time you would like our session to begin. 

  • VIRTUAL SERVICES are... virtual! Online or on the phone. (If you are booking a dick rating, just select the time which suits you best to receive the rating, and I'll do my best to get it to you around then.)


Then you will select the length of booking you would like, and your preferred booking slot. Finally you will be asked to fill out your name, phone number, and email address, and given the opportunity to add any additional thoughts you may have. You will then receive an email confirming that your request has gone through. Your booking is not confirmed, however, until you receive a confirmation email. 

If you are having difficulties with the booking system, or need to ask a question, please send an email to

You will need to contact me directly to organise the following bookings: 

  • To make a doubles booking: Please email with the subject line "Doubles Booking"

  • To enquire about a booking outside of my 100km radius: Please email with the subject line "FMTY Booking" 

  • To ask a question about a booking (please note I will do not answer questions that are answered on my website): Please email with the subject line "Booking Question"